Kit Kat Theory

The implicit knowledge that being thin is an extraordinary advantage and would result in major positive consequences, and yet choosing to ignore this fact due to ones inability to stop eating high calorie foods (such as Kit Kats).

"If he/she lost some weight, they really wouldn't be bad looking."
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"

by TheHarrison123 October 28, 2013

kit-kat bar

a delicous combination of chocolate and wafers combined to create a magical blast of flavor and is quite delicious when frozen.

also a sexy nickname.

hey kit-kat bar, your looking quite sexy today.

by brett, aka kit-kat bar January 11, 2009

Kit Kat shuffle

The female art on NON PENATORY masturbation, usually done with four fingers....hence Kit-Kat.

"My god she's fit, and so is her mate. I wouldn't half mind seeing them give each other a Kit Kat shuffle"

by Johnny5_Hull January 14, 2008

kit kat

The act of fingering a girl using 4 fingers.

brian; i slipped julie 4 fingers last night
mat; wow man, u kit katted her
brian; yea man

by shaun driver September 3, 2007

Kit-Kat Gap

The small gap at the top of the thighs of a slender woman wearing tight pants. Visible from the rear, it allows a lucky viewer a window into heaven that has the same shape and size as the cross section of a single finger of a kit-kat bar.

Camilla walked by. Her long hair flowed seductively in the breeze, her toned and slender legs danced gracefully across the floor. She turned to leave and from my seated position, I got a perfect view through her kit-kat gap to the street outside.

by GP The Guinea Pig October 6, 2009

Kit Kat in A Microwave

A lesbian orgy. Lesbian porn is two chocolate bars, a chocolate bar being something someone likes, a Kit Kat in a microwave is a intense lesbian orgy.

That was one hell of a Kit Kat in a microwave.

by TheLaziestGinger July 11, 2019

Macalla Kat

Used to describe a beautiful and enchanting woman; A woman so amazing your friends wouldn't believe you if you told them

Usually reported in the southern United States mainly in Alabama

Guy 1 - " Bro, did you see that girl I hooked up with on Valentines Day ? "
Guy 2 - " Nah bro I was busy at work "
Guy 1 - " Dude I'm telling you she was a straight up Macalla Kat for real "
Guy 2 - " No way ! "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022