Jizzard

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…

Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.

by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

jizzanomicon

a collection of porn

i lost my jizzanomicon

by boww01 March 18, 2024

jizzard

jizz blizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."

by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024

jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz

"dude this jizzatron is so packed, id hit that fr fr"

"dude this jizzatron is so packed, id hit that fr fr"

by egrjhuijhgr May 28, 2024

jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz

dude this jizzatron is so packed id hit that fr fr

by egrjhuijhgr May 28, 2024

Jizzalicous Jewels

Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.

Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."

by anonymous June 2, 2024

Jizzanist

A player of piano in the genre of jazz, also known as a jazz pianist.

"Yo, this cat really just hip-checked the changes and walked away like it was nothing."
The jizzanist grinned.
“Man,” the drummer said, “that was so hip even the tune started calling you daddy.”

by MrSniperKungen January 17, 2026