janky bitch 

a person of low or questionable moral character; person who lacks judgement, is impulsive, irritating or otherwise unpleasant; exhibits behavior that could only be described as "sad"

Hey did you watch that episode of nanny 911?

Yes! That janky bitch Roxanne was crazy!!!

janky bitch by Mannymote April 15, 2012

vinyl junkie 

: a term used to decribe someone (ussually in the dj community) who posseses an obssesion with records, or posses a large number of records.
these people are often times dead-set against the use of cds or mp3s in a set.

eric is such a vinyl junkie! all he ever uses in his sets are records!

vinyl junkie by wensday March 31, 2009

Jankyville 

1) The state from which jankiness is derived.

2) When using a non-Division 1 office product that is janky, you are currently in the State of Jankyville.

3) The place you find yourself when everyone around you is a complete fuck-up and nothing is working properly.

4) A very good football play.

Tim is in Jankyville because his computer isn't working properly.

Jankyville by Football GA October 20, 2006

janky fried 

Deep frying something without an actual deep fryer. Just using a pan and some oil over a stove. Not conducive to grease fires.

"I janky fried some turkey for my sandwich."

janky fried by Mikhail Anton June 26, 2009

junk brothers 

Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.

A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.

junk brothers by Dr. Bill Redthroate March 29, 2010

Junk Trap 

A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.

Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."

Junk Trap by Rockport Pussywagon June 18, 2010

junk bruise 

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

junk bruise by gingertonic March 15, 2011