san jose

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.

oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.

by caliplaya January 26, 2006

Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 06, 2016

jose rosario

He gets every girl so if he's in your class, im sorry but you're outta luck cuz all the girls are focusing on him and not you. He'll fall in love with a Kianna but cheat on her with a Tanya. And he'll get Alexis a Riley.

You see Jose Rosario? He's so hot.

by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019

jose briseno

A big dick

I have a Jose Briseno

by John simims February 12, 2018

Jose Lopez

Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t

Jose Lopez lost a lot of money against the chiefs

by Pmoneu November 24, 2021

Jose Castillo

A Nuyorican hood legend, Artist Street hustler and fashion icon with the fur coat known to make profit out of nothing, from Queensbridge projects and celebrated in Brooklyn.

Being defined

Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!

I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell

I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well

by RudeBoyRanks January 13, 2020

Jose Foley

One who is very passionate and loving. One who has a big cock. Sexy and will make you feel better no matter what.

I think of Jose Foley of being big.

by Hai1eybai1ey March 19, 2016