A term commonly used in the contries of Scotland, England and Netherlands, as to name someone as the biggest control freak in the world.
It is commonly used to sum up a personality of whom who controls their friends and family, lives a life based on the single purposes of Jealousy, Hatred and Betrayal for no apparrent reason, and will resort to endless silent evil in order to complete these life long ambitions and make their friends' good efforts as worthless and useless as possible.
Other common reasons for usage include those who waste their time playing silly computer games while their innocent and good friends do all they can to make their life a better place, when ultimately, the good, heart-warming friends get deliberately forgotten in history and blamed for all the bad doings that the Jonny Askey has put upon themself.
And, the act of betraying good friends in order to succeed in false pride and the satisfaction of being unjust and unfair. This involves turning good people against other good people by the use of threats, lies and selfishness, while one retreats to the shadows, wearing an evil smurk, satisfied with the feelings of a true sadistic and betraying twirp.
It is commonly used to sum up a personality of whom who controls their friends and family, lives a life based on the single purposes of Jealousy, Hatred and Betrayal for no apparrent reason, and will resort to endless silent evil in order to complete these life long ambitions and make their friends' good efforts as worthless and useless as possible.
Other common reasons for usage include those who waste their time playing silly computer games while their innocent and good friends do all they can to make their life a better place, when ultimately, the good, heart-warming friends get deliberately forgotten in history and blamed for all the bad doings that the Jonny Askey has put upon themself.
And, the act of betraying good friends in order to succeed in false pride and the satisfaction of being unjust and unfair. This involves turning good people against other good people by the use of threats, lies and selfishness, while one retreats to the shadows, wearing an evil smurk, satisfied with the feelings of a true sadistic and betraying twirp.
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Get the jonny mug.A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.
girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
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When someone is extremely scared or feels uncomfortable around gay people, not because they are homophobic, but because they are scared of catching the 'gay'. This is a very serious illness and should be taken seriously.
Some symptoms for this is when a 'jonno' see's a gooch, said 'jonno' will cringe and probably punch it. Hard. Also known as the gooch smooch.
Some symptoms for this is when a 'jonno' see's a gooch, said 'jonno' will cringe and probably punch it. Hard. Also known as the gooch smooch.
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