Jonah the Lesbian

She's a gay persona of John

Hey Jonah The Lesbian, your hairis shit

by the true sans undertale December 6, 2018

Joachim Selvåg

A person who tells a joke and gets no respond, he could also be defined as less funny.
He could also be approached as the garbage king or fifaking.

Joachim Selvåg, you are not funny

by Legenden99 February 21, 2019

Jonah

In short, a Jonah is the most perfect guy that exists, his name already has you influenced by his godliness and amazing charisma, he is often tall and extremely handsome, he is nice and will always pick you up when you are down, you can talk to him about everything, a Jonah is someone you should never let go of.

Example:
«I met this awesome guy yesterday»
«Whats he like»
«He is a Jonah»
«OMG never let him go»

by Ll1123 July 10, 2019

jochelo

a feeling whereby you are caught cheating unexpectedly

i was jocheloed when my boyfriend arrived and found me with my ex boyfriend

by ndemera July 12, 2019

jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay

You're such a jonah calvo.

by wewlad42069 September 10, 2019

Jonah's dick

A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.

Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.

by Incognito Tab October 31, 2019

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.

Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.

by Living_for_kay_cook November 9, 2019