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jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.
I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God
by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016
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jared leto

A hot guy who knows how to act and is very hot. Did i mention very hot?
Have you ever seen Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He's a hottie!
by Jamie April 10, 2004
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Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.
I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.
by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019
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jared koch

one who is obssessed with anal sex.
See you in fifteen minutes Jared Koch, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.
by misshaha November 6, 2011
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Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.
Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear
by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011
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Jared Borgetti

One of the greatest Mexican Strikers ever. 2nd most prolific striker in the world by 2005. and is the number one scorer in Mexican history. he played in the Mexican Futbol (soccer) leauge for awhile. until becoming the first ever Mexican born player to play in Englands FA Premiership. signing with Bolton. he is currently playing for the Saudi Arabian club Al-Ittad
Jared Borgetti scores another goal for Mexico!
by 9JBorgetti August 19, 2006
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Jared Fogle

The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.

He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.

After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
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