the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.
by the lost pine of irons October 21, 2009
by Sgt. Shadows19 October 17, 2009
In the War Thunder slang, when your situation is so hopless that you'd rather keep pressing j (default key to adbandon veichle) and get back to hangar.
by Electrosphere June 10, 2021
by Allice360 May 26, 2010
Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.
by ttag105 December 30, 2011
by kwengface June 01, 2019
When out dining with a group of more than four people, the subject who receives his or her food last--and most usually with an extra-extended delay that results in the rest of the table already finishing before the last subject even RECEIVES his or her food--has been J-Lee'd. Definition originated from an episode of MY NAME IS EARL and popular actor and professional skateboarder Jason Lee and often carried out by infamous hipster, photographer, and art director Jason Lee of TransWorld SKATEboarding Magazine.
Did they get your order? You want to try my cheeseburger? You order the easiest thing to make on the menu, but you still manage to get J-Lee'd every time!
by Paulson Phillips April 18, 2007