indian initiation

When you go to india and they say “if you want to be in this country you have to be initiated by us”

“Get out of here if your not part of the indian initiation!”

by anonymous July 21, 2021

The Instigator

The Instigator is the god of reality. He can use many sexy powers and he loves loves loves loves to kill small gay noobs called Eyes.

Xoxo, Instigator.

The Instigator hates Eyes.

by The Instigator March 3, 2022

alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

The Institutions

They are great! Wait.... What the hell do you mean 'I'm fired'!? These institutions as shit. Unbelievably corrupt. Can't they see that I'm better than everyone?

Hym "Right!? Fuck the institutions that cast you from their ranks. The students shouldn't be paying them. They could be paying that money to YOU! That's who they should be paying. You. Not the people threw you out of your profession like a used up jizz rag. And now (and yes I know you're not supposed to start sentences with "and" because I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time) that you have an army of deluded sycophants, you can exploit them maximally. It's not parasitical when you do it. I mean.... how else are you going to impose your universalized ethic on the world!?"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Raffles Institution

A school in Singapore, quite bad. Most would rather ACS and Sengkang Secondary School

Are u the guy who went raffles institution?

by Acsguy April 3, 2023

Boomerang Inspiration

When you are an inspiration to someone, then they end up taking your inspiration and doing something with it that inspires you in return.

When Benji decided to swim 100 laps after hearing how much swimming had benefitted me, I felt a huge sense of boomerang inspiration.

by Melanie Wojak August 7, 2024

raffles institution

a school which people think is standard of hwa chong institution. however, it is actually the worst school in singapore, for thinking that it is so “rivalled” by hwa chong.

Samuel: What school did you go to, Donkey?
Donkey: Oh I’m in Raffles Institution!
Samuel: Oh.. I am so sorry for you!
Donkey: I am sorry for me too!

by coffee_13 February 21, 2024