Hipster

Xenophobic conformists of non-conformity. If you live in an apartment building with a few you can always guarantee they will be drinking and partying every Tuesday night. If you are not like them, they will not speak to you. At all. They are terrified of you. If you want to become friends with one, it must be based on mutual usery (Bring weed/beer.) If they know you smoke, they will be sure to knock on your door. Every. Fucking. Day. If you leave a note on their door, they will never get back to you, even if that note asks them to take over your lease. Often tend to never acknowledge your existence (This is especially true on the west coast.) Listens to horrible music. Will be utterly horrified to find out you don't smoke weed.

*Walks out the front door, runs into hipster*
Me: "Hey what's up?"
Hipster:"....."
Me:"...Fine, fuck you too."

by HadrianVincent July 27, 2012

hipster gay

Definitely not a criticism, describes a person who transcends multiple definitions and shows themselves to be urban-cool and in-touch with mainstream culture.

See that dude on the dance floor rocking it with all the ladies. He owns a Spice & Tea Shop. He's so hipster gay.

by Alaskanassassain August 11, 2017

Tragedy hipster

A person who belittles or shames someone's attempts at showing their support or compassion for a tragic world event because the event itself is too mainstream.

Tragedy hipster facebook post example: "Good work, all of you who changed your facebook pictures to a Frech Flag, what about the tragedy in Beirut? You are all horribly racist and ignorant and terrible people."

(Credit: Josh Zepps on the Joe Rogan podcast ep.726)

by Adonji February 27, 2016

hipsterrific

Ironic portmanteau adjective of 'hipster' and 'terrific' to refer to an exemplary item, behaviour, situation or place associated with hipster culture.

"In San Francisco, it's not unusual to see a girl with no arms in a Starbucks reading Kant with her feet."
"Hipsterrific."

by Charles Kinbote September 9, 2007

hipster rage

When a hipster is so enraged about something not being trendy that they temporarily obtain the strength of a grown woman

Bro 1: Dude, that hipster looks like he could actually fight a little girl right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, he got a bad case of hipster rage when his favorite band got too mainstream.

by HipsterHater69 October 2, 2010

Hipster Douchebag

One who thinks their opinions really matter. Usually brainwashed and confirming to the non-conformists. Often on the dole as they believe they are too good to work. Also endorse piracy as they believe it is not theft.

Some hipster douchebags often drop the word douchebags since it may seem derogatory, they often forget that their whole attitude is derogatory.

Often confused with hipster(circa. 1940s) which was a semi-cool sub-culture relevant to change in that era. A change that brought equality to women's and African American literature and philosophy.

"Hon! I just heard a hipster douchebag say: 'I don't believe in conforming' and guess what he's even wearing that mass produced billabong shirt with those stupid converse canvas shoes! What a hipster douchebag!"

Look up on youtube: annoying hipster douchebag for further excellent examples.

by conform-to-the-norm November 1, 2011

Wannabe Hipster

Someone who thinks they are totes cool for writing, drawing, and speaking of triangles. They wear vintage clothes and always brag about how "hipster" they are when they probably should go read the definitions of Hipster and get it through their mind that they arent hipsters, they try too hard, and they have it all wrong.

OH EM GEE TRIANGLES!
wow shes such a wannabe hipster !

by Not a Triangle. January 13, 2011