Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
by RebelJel December 24, 2019
Get the Psycho Hose Beastmug. When you use a motor-driven camera so that you can get rapid sequence of multiple shots of a celebrity—that's a digital hose down.
"Britney got the digital hose down from the National Enquirer dude when she showed up at court again."
by Spocklette April 4, 2008
Get the digital hose downmug. when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.
"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
by Vike Me September 11, 2011
Get the tennessee fire hosemug. when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough
by Wobtexan September 7, 2007
Get the german nose hosemug. A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.
Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening
by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 2, 2013
Get the Hose Beastmug. When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.
by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016
Get the Alaskan Maple Hosemug. by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020
Get the Hose Jobmug.