hoobastank

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.

d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay

by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004

Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.

Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!

by SMQ April 25, 2005

hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"

oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd

by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004

Hookah

Ebonics for hooker.

How much fo dat hookah?

by jipc June 10, 2019

Polish Hookah

This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.

"Mrs. Nancy is quite fond of the Polish Hookah, and gets a daily dose of it"

by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

hookah

hookah a pipe developed by the Arabs used to smoke flavored tobaco. A lot safer then fags, it contains .07% tar. Often used as bong

Damnit Gabe, pass the hookah man.

by gulu October 19, 2004

hookah

a middle eastern water pipe. smoked with ONLY shisha (flavoured tobacco with molasses) NEVER used for marijuana. some pipes are made especially for hash and opiates, though.

'I was thinking about having a party this weekend. Bring your hookah, i got some dank fucking weed!

'Ill bring the hookah, but no ganja is touching my pipe. I dont care how heddy your nuggetts are!'

by Renass December 28, 2005