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Hobby Lobby 

A retail chain of arts and crafts stores based in Oklahoma City, AND IS AN ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY. It's every Christian's wet dream came true that they're too scared to admit. They have 460 stores in 39 states, and they're so religious, it isn't even funny. They are Michael's top competition. Full of Christians who try and sell you religious products, even though it's an arts and crafts stores. This place is absolute hell to work at too, no pun intended. You get crazy bible thumpers screaming at you all the time. The only good thing about working there is the $8.50 an hour starting wage if you're part-time, and not having to work on Sundays.
"I'm out of glue, let's go to Hobby Lobby and buy some more!"
"I dunno about that, they're really religious. They might try and convert us in there or something."
Hobby Lobby by blondie014 September 26, 2011

hobby horse 

when you stick panties in a girls ass (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.
last night i rode the hobby horse.
hobby horse by rob sean August 5, 2007
A gay ass n00b that does not know shit.
Dark viper owns you hibbard
Hibbard by IcY June 9, 2003
A nickname for a husband.
Hubby and I are enjoying our 5 yr. wedding anniversary in Jamaica.
Hubby by sugah45 December 3, 2016

well-a-hibbidy-dibbidy-jibbidy 

It stems from ye olde worlde times when people spoke gobble-de-goop, its meanings is a babbon/gibbon eating a non banana type fruit that is not a pear or cabbage. THE END
That gibbon (/baboon) is eating a raspberry, thats no banana.

carnal hobbyist 

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!
carnal hobbyist by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

hibbidy hap 

anything, usually makin out or sex
yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night
hibbidy hap by jared December 4, 2004