hetermosexual

a staunch heterosexual percieved to be homosexual by gays and straights alike. A heterosexual couple clearly made up of two clueless homosexuals.

Sheila and Craig are engaged?? They both seem so gay. Silly hetermosexuals.

by James Damian Vickers January 28, 2004

fairbanks muff heater

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.

"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017

hetero

The disgusting act of inserting a penis into a vagina.

man i just had some great hetero sex.
That's so hetero.

by atensinferno April 11, 2009

heterobisexual

A person who is confused about their sexuality. They think they are gay, bisexual and straight. It can also be used for someone in between gay and bisexual, and also straight and bisexual.

Johnny: Hey bobby, I think im gay, but I love girls and I know Im not bi.

Bobby: Dood, your heterobisexual!

by squirrelccr April 21, 2010

heterocurious

A homosexual with a nagging interest in switching back to straight-hood. At this juncture in their life, the individual is approximately 60% gay, 40% straight.

Did you see Big Gay Bruce check out the rack on that waitress? I'm worried he's heterocurious.

by Whitmore & Roth January 20, 2011

heaters

When playing beer pong and making two shots in a row, a.k.a "heating up"

Alan: Holy shit Briana you just made two shots in a row!
Briana: HEEEEEEAAATERS (heaters) *raises hands up and shrugs shoulders*

by Mr. Ragerrrrrrrrr July 25, 2011

Heteroflexible

A person who identifies as heterosexual except when they have thier mouth on the genitailia of a member of the same sex.

His true sexual attraction is to women but on occasion, when he finds a cock in his mouth, he's heteroflexible.

by Ms. Natasja August 7, 2003