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Well I heard

A tool used to reject accountability for a stupid mistake made, converting it into a lesser offense. If the counterparty replies with "Well, don't believe everything you hear," you have successfully dodged responsibility altogether.
Didn't you see the increasing claims in unemployment? The rising inventory to sales charts? The rising disability income claims? The lowered corporate earnings projections? Why would you buy more index futures? Are you retarded?

Well I heard the Fed was going to cut rates again by 75 basis points.

Well, don't believe everything you hear. Oh well.. whatever. Are you going to the poker game at Karetnikov's tonight?
by pitbear August 13, 2010
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hearded

You are "hearded" if you purchase a vehicle from a car dealer, then the dealer decides they don't like the deal and steals the car right out of your driveway.
My mom got a great deal on a 2003 Honda Accord, but then the dealer realized that someone else would pay $100 more for the same car, so my mom got hearded.
by Fred Flatston September 8, 2008
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juu heard

It's a word used to end your statement.
Born and raised in New York juu heard!
by Dee Critch April 21, 2018
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hotard

Shanna: "Ashley, you have that workout class tonight, what are you going to wear?"
Ashley: "Duh! My hot pink hotard!"
by AshleySmashley December 28, 2007
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nerf hearder

A moron who likes to rip on nerds that shows his lack of intelligence by spelling poorly the formentioned rip
Read more and learn to spell, fuckmook.
by Nerdcore To Tha Core November 5, 2003
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Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."
Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.
by IStandWithAmberHeard June 21, 2022
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