hat-mongering

1. A typo for hate-mongering. see cosplay

2. The act of peddling hats.

The others are hat-mongering fools doomed to spend their lifes in a single minded quest to destroy the differences in man's psyche.

by www.severedband.com August 9, 2003

Hat Nigga

A guy who only looks cute when wearing a hat.

Me: Girl he is fine! Look!
Guy: *takes hat off*

Me: ..oh nevermind..
Friend: He's a hat nigga 😂

by BhaddBitchh! July 26, 2016

Hat flick

A hat flick is something a country boy does when he wants to/or already fucked a sheep

“Omg did you see Logan do the hat flick today?”
“Yes it means he fucked a sheep”

by I’d many more January 18, 2022

hat trick

to pull off (pun intended) masterbating three times in one day; especially difficult when one is in possession of a job

dude, i pulled a hat trick today!! eat my ass gretzky

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

hat trick

Receiving fellatio while drinking a beer and watching hockey

It doesn't get much better than having a girl who will give you a Hat Trick.

by emb-DC October 6, 2006

Hat Trick

When one defecates three times in a single day.

"Dude, I have to run to the bathroom"
"Isn't this your third time today?"
"Yeah, I know man, hat trick!"

by HockeyPlaya February 23, 2009

hat trick

Having sex with three girls with the same name in a given month

Hat trick baby the third jessica was last night

by bradmith1469 February 20, 2010