Halsebakke

Halsebakke is the essence of awesomeness. When a Halsebakke is born, the gods cry in pain cuase they know he's better.

Wow, that guy is so awesome, he must be of the Halsebakke clan.

by Hurrhurrimaburr October 18, 2011

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

hansel

A hansel is a term used for 'spy builds' where a kingdom consists of only spy builds with an exception of one or two attack buildings. This term is used in Kingdoms at War, a multi-platform browser game.

Nerd #1: zomg, some hansel totally stole a bunch of gold from me :(
Nerd #2: roflmao! he totally pwnd you!

by Vilendor March 29, 2012

David Hasselhoff

An actor who thinks he is hot because he was on "Baywatch", way back with Pamela Anderson. Who is hawt.

NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.

Robbie: WOAH! its david hasselhoff!

Dick: wow, wahhta tool.

Pam: shut up, he was on Baywatch.!

by App2daSauce February 5, 2009

Halsey

a.) Proper Noun. A word commonly used as a name, more commonly as a last name. Some use the last name as a nickname for a person who actually does indeed have the last name Halsey.

b.) A name rich in history in the Navy and Historical community (especially WWII).

c.) A very smart person, or a very not-so-smart person.

d.) a hall monitor, commonly referred to as a rat, nerd, or a four-eyes.

e.) It is a little known fact that in Greek Mythology, a God by the name of Halsenthia (later shortened to Halsey) ruled very much of sex and human pleasure. This included all sex acts, especially related to advanced positions and orgasms.

"Hello there, Mr. Halsey, my name's Sandra; wanna come home with me and hit the sack?"

"Let's blow this next class off. We'll just have to sneak past a Halsey and then we can ditch school"

by Jeff "The Thorn" H October 16, 2008

Hasselhoff

A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'

Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!

by BishDaddy April 23, 2009

Hansel

A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth

Boy 1: yo what is he doing?!
Boy 2: u know the usual, he is a Hansel after all

by Nutty nut butt November 18, 2019