Haley

psychotic princess with a nice body

everyone needs a Haley in their life

by yungbasedruglord November 15, 2014

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Haley A.

A slightly shy girl with nice cheeks, who's extremly attractive that should in almost all cases consider a Nick as a possible mate.

Nick: "Damn, what a Haley A.!"

by JamalSmith May 3, 2009

haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

Hageman

German surname meaning Keeper of the Hedges.
Used originally to portray family profession of gardening.

Hageman's are historically good gardners. Upon arriving to the United States they were farmers.

by lil Hageman February 24, 2009

Van Halen

The best mother fucking band to ever step foot on this planet!. They were the best band until a faggot by the name of Sammy Haggar joined. Van Halen went from awesome kick ass rock to shitty ass fuck pop music

"Hey, whats your favourite Van Halen Song?"

"Mines Right Now"

"are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?"

"uhh wasnt he the only singer?"

"No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck!"

*comes back later*

"Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil"

"see i told you, but that was too much information"

by Jon Broadway December 10, 2008

van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!

by Mikey August 26, 2005