Guymen/ Gymen

A metaphorical male hymen.

It's been so long since I got the ride my guymen/ gymen has grown back.

by Miss Red Waffling July 5, 2025

Gucket

Gucket can be typically defined as being everything and nothing all at the same time.

Example: you may use “Gucket” to refer to a Ninja Slushi Machine.
Employee #1: “Hey big dawg, pour me out a cold one from Gucket.”
Employee #2: “Aight bet, one sec.”

by Gucketfan3000 November 18, 2025

The_Guyver

Internet handle of a polish boy.

Stingy, arrogant, showing over-bearing self worth.

by Brad January 6, 2005

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

Sualûgyet guynèt

It means niglet

You fucking Sualûgyet guynèt

by Donquaviousdinglebottomthethrd January 8, 2023

The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022

Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024