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Gone Granola

When a person has taken on the mannerisms, political viewpoints, and actions of a hippie/new age activist. Extremely liberal in their views, these people will claim to "fight the system" all the while just sitting around complaining.
John: Dude, Jim's been going to a lot of protest rallies this year.
Steve: Yeah, he's gone granola.

Larry: Anymore, when I talk to Bob he always complains about the "capitalist machine." What's up with that?
Ed: He's gone granola...
by CooperNRG November 29, 2011
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Genocide

The Act of George Bush sending thousands of american men and women to die fighting a useless "war on terrorism" -aka- settling George Bush's personal matters.
Caught between my culture and the system....genocide!
by AnnaMarie July 24, 2005
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granolagay

A homosexual male that is not interested in fashion, culture, or Broadway musicals but instead has more characteristics of a lesbian.

Examples) A gay man that wears Jesus sandals and doesn't bathe often. A gay man with a vegan diet, or a PETA membership. A gay man who is often mistaken as straight until he begins speaking.
Although Steve lived in Chelsea and often wore an "I'm Gay" t-shirt, people usually thought he was straight because of his Williamsburg-hippie style and dirty, untrimmed, beard, so he wasn't shocked to hear the other Chelsea boys call him a granolagay.
by toysrdave October 18, 2010
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boner genocide

the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible.
When two ton Tammy, Tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all.
by Rev. Reid December 7, 2012
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Pro-war Genocidiac

noun. One who supports war in all ways. One who is a genocidal maniac. One who wants war, to commit genocide; mostly because of extreme hatred. Possibly one who may be affiliated with Adolf Hitler or any other genocidal maniacs in any way. Someone with an organized plan, to commit genocide upon one's race or ethnicity; racism. For example:
After Adolf Hitler became dictator of Germany, he unjusly blamed the Jews, for the problems in Germany, so he encouraged the nazi party to relocate the Jews to concentration camps, to be exterminated; making him a pro-war genocidiac. Also, not much, but the Soviet Union, eh?
by ALEXtheEMO December 23, 2009
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Genous

Misspelled version of the more popular word "genius". Usually used to poke fun of people.
"YES, I got C- on this test again, I am a genous!!"
by Maximus Idious September 5, 2005
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granola fucker

a term used to describe modern day hippies and hippie movement revivalists.
hippie: Hey earth brah, wanna sign my petition to legalize marijuana?
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!
by Son of Stone July 8, 2010
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