kelsey grammer

codeword for cocaine, powder, when you don't want to say "cocaine" out loud

Hey, can I get that Kelsey Grammer?

by Leah M February 12, 2008

peter gammons

An aging hasbeen with no credibility.

I saw that it was a Peter Gammons article, so I dismissed it.

by Dooley Womack January 8, 2005

Gammon Flaps

Used to describe a nasty pussy.

'she is hanging a bit low, looks like she has a right pair of gammon flaps on her'

by Rob December 9, 2003

Grammar Nazi

An upstanding member of the Third Reich who believes people should be threatened with internment in a concentration camp if there communication skills aren't perfect... Wait! I was just kidding! Please don't take me away!!! Heil Webst...

GN1) That Arschloch over they're should be sent to Auschwitz!

GN2) Did you just...

GN1) How dare you question a fellow grammar nazi!

GN2) Too late, mein Herr. Heil Webster! Grammatik macht frei!

by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010

Grammar Hammer

A Grammar Hammer is someone who annoyingly interrupts what your saying to correct your grammar. He hammers you with his correct English per-say.

Teenager: Man this test is so much more hard then the last one!

English teacher comes up to teenager 1 and his friend.

English Teacher: No! What you should say is "This test is so much HARDER THAN the last one."
Teenager: God this guy is such a Grammar Hammer!

by Dr. M0 September 7, 2009

Gammon Wallet

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...

by birtbag July 10, 2006

Grammar Freak

Individual who is overly concerned with spoken and/or written grammar in mainly, but not limited to, English, often to the point of obsession.Most often,they also happen to be anal high school English teachers.

Kevin: The Parliament are in session as the team work good together.

Ms. Lyssy: Umm no, that's not right. It should be Parliament IS in session, and team WORKS WELL together...

Class: Jeez what a grammar freak, and also, a bitch.

by Kevotheasian February 22, 2009