Google

To google someone is to stick ones opposable digit up another's butthole during or prior to a sex act . One may google them self as well but it must be with there thumb and must be purely for pleasure or it isn't googleing . Some say it's a web based firm but its not entirelly true striking a thum up the asshole has been going on long before the NSA started a search engine.

Smell my thumb if it smelled like your shit you got googled
I think rapey Steve was googleing him self while he was taking a piss at the bar last night.

by Prolapse November 30, 2013

Google Fingers

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.

"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."

by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.

Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020

google

A code-name for getting high, usually used to describe smoking marijuana. It can also be used as an adjective, "googed"

"Hey do you google?" "Hell yeah, I've been googed all day!"

by livetolaugh208 March 14, 2007

walking Google

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

by pleinaire April 3, 2016

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016