globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal
tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete
Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise
made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he
has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.
Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and
he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or
speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of
opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon
Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its
microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary
omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of
something which is floopy".

The mattress globbered.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

globesity

Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.

Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD

by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005

to globulate

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.

"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.

People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.

by Humankind May 26, 2005

Globglogabgalab

I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind

"I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind" said the globglogabgalab

by ItsJayJack August 18, 2018

globglogabgalab

A character from a scene in the film strawinsky. Pronunciation: Globb-glow-gobb-guh-lobb

I'm the globglogabgalab and I love books. This basement is a true treasure trove.

by GD Ambience May 16, 2018

Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass

What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019