Dual Genitalia Nanotranssexual

n. A type of person some futurists expect to experiment in becoming for temporary or indefinite periods of time. With the application of nanotechnology, one's person has the psychological configuration of one sex and the exterior configuration of the opposite sex, while possessing the ability to switch between real male and female genitalia at will with simple thought commands

Tommy: Hey, Seth! Let's become Dual Genitalia Nanotranssexuals tonight. We'll both look and sound like hot girls. And when we're fucking, we can take turns eating each other's pussies, sucking each other's cocks, and cockfucking each other.

Seth: Okay. Why not? This is the male-end solution to the philosophical problem of not knowing what it's like to be a lesbian or what our girlfriends feel when we're fucking them.

by Component X August 28, 2008

Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."

"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

genitorture

of or pertaining to torture of the male genitalia

James Bond had his balls genitortured at the end of Casino Royale.

by Seebastian March 4, 2009

genita

To take one's property and make your own with justification.

You just genita'd my bagel." "Did you genita my pen?

by Penless in Seattle December 29, 2010

gentefication

gente Spanish for "people" + gentrification = gentefication; Michelada-drinking, college-going, newly-minted professional Latinos moving back home to over-priced transitional neighborhoods who move back 'home' only to find a new crop of (non-Latino) upwardly mobile gentrifiers, thus inducing an identity crisis

all this gentefication is getting out of control... my ma ain't gonna be able to stay here

am i part of the gentification problem because I like trendy carbs and cocktails?

by diogenes53 October 4, 2013

Genie

1) To achieve enlightenment through the world's first and best vaporizing pipe, the Vaporgenie™.
2)A healthier, smokeless, sneakier way of getting your daily dose of THC

Hey Dre, Tryin' to get your 3 wishes granted?

We're runnin' low on the genie food, hit up T-snatch for that hooked green satch.

Yo Kurt, why you still rippin' on that brown genie dirt?

by Kongoßin January 19, 2009

genie boots

When you receive oral sex so good your toes curl up like genie boots.

1: "So what did you end up doing last night?"
2: "I was just chillin' with that bitch Rhonda, she gave me a pair of genie boots."

by pacious February 4, 2010