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Frank Grimes

The name of a character on the very popular FOX serie "The Simpsons". Worked alongside Homer Simpson as an employee of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant in one episode. Despite having an amazing post-secondary education, he can't seem to get anywhere in life. He has an apartment sandwiched between two bowling alleys (one above him, and one below him) and seems to only able to find dead-end menial jobs. Envied Homer because of the rich lifestyle of the Simpson family. Ended up going insane after Homer won a nuclear plant model-building contest that was intended for kids, and was supposed to make Homer look stupid. Stuck his hand into an highly electric power grid and was electrocuted. Also has a son name Frank Grimes Jr. who tried to kill Homer and failed.
Ahhh! AHHHH!! Insane! Insane, I tell you! I don't need to listen to you, Mr. Burns, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to work, because I'm Homer Simpson! I think I'm going to go home to my mansion and eat my lobsters, because I'm Homer Simpson! What's this? "Highly electrical outlet"? Well, I don't need to wear safety gloves, because I'm Homer-

BZZZZZZTTT (Frank Grimes gets electrocuted)
by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005
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Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.
Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.
by Lig Na Baste June 9, 2008
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Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.
"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."
by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010
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Frank Wested

In the xbox 360 game deadrising, the protagonist is Frank West, a photojournalist investigating the mystery at a shopping mall in Colorado. It's infested w/ zombies and Frank has 72 hours to figure out what happened and get out of the mall via helicopter. In the game practically anything is a weapon to attack zombies.

The act of Frank Westing some is to pick up the nearest object (ie. bench, table, katana, chair, baseball bat,etc.) and use it to beat the hell out of someone else
man 1: i'm gonna kick your ass

man 2: *picks up a chair and smashes over man 1's head.* I just Frank Wested your ass
by alondite April 8, 2010
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Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.
by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011
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Frank Vaulttackie

The man of win. He makes everyone orgasm with his voice. Mary loves his phone sex.
Frank Vaulttackie: YEAAAHHH MARRYYYYYY SUCK MY DICK HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

I'M GONNA CUM MARRRYYYYYYY....MOAN A LITTLLEEEEEE...
by asdasdaadsasd July 7, 2009
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Barney Frank'd

Can mean many things. It is typically used to describe something the government fucks up, and can also be used to describe government taxing you up the ass. In Massachusetts you are expected just to bend over and take it, thus being Barney Frank'd.
I just payed my taxes in Massachusetts and I've really gotten Barney Frank'd this year.

Fannie May and Freddie Mac really got Barney Frank'd.

Wow, the DMV was such a pain in the ass. I got Barney Frank'd so bad I could swear Barney Frank himself had bent me over anf fucked me in the ass.
by Sparisi1122 March 28, 2009
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