Fork n Knife

If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.

John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?

by Gurtek the Destroyer August 20, 2009

Forklift Boosting

Lifting one forklift with another in order to extend vertical reach.

Example of forklift boosting:

Customer: Are you sure boosting the forklifts to reach the top shelf is a good idea?
Engineer: Trust me, I'm an engineer!

by Internet Protocol January 19, 2015

Forklift foot

A foot that got ran over by a forklift.

When Mama June showed her forklift foot it had bugs flying around it.

by Mama June expert May 31, 2015

forkshadowing

To elude to or hint at a future meal.

"I heard you forkshadowing about lunch earlier; I think tacos are a great idea."

by gjpoo March 10, 2017

fork flicking

When you wind up and flick your filthy cock on a girls clit when you're about to bust nut fatter than Rebel Wilson.

Dude I was fork flicking your hoor mother last night. But don't worry I won't be your friend and your dad.

by The fork flickers November 26, 2017

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

fork hunching

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.

My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!

by JimBob aka The Brain November 15, 2018