madden mud flap

To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.

I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.

by big egg March 28, 2008

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008

Flapalapagous

it is a simple dick fart

Dude, Chad I Just Flapalapagoused

by A.ss J.ack September 27, 2008

Flachop

Fla-Chop: The onomatopoeic word/noise for one's penis makes when hitting bare flesh/skin. Quite often associated with Dick Slap, Teabag or Smurf.

Note: Penis may have to be hard to produce a satisfying sound!

Guy lifts penis and drops it on to females face "FLACHOP"

by Defibs January 1, 2011

flahwiz

-noun)

1. the blossoms of a plant
2. flowering plant species
3. domesticated plants which are cultivated specifically for their blossoms
4. a bouquet or arrangement of flowers

—Synonyms:
flowers, blossoms, blooms

origin:
a corruption of the Standard English "flowers" -- first observed in New Jersey in the late 19th century

Don't buy her flahwiz if it ain't Valentime's Day; she'll think your cheatin'.

by youze June 22, 2011