Fecal Lucidity

A moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how shitty a given situation truly is. Commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase "Oh, fuck!", "Fuck me!", or "Shitty shit shat!"

When Tim was assigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed "fuck me!", and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.

by MrMethod September 13, 2008

fecal urgency

The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian food, and eating too many of those potato chips that contain the fat-substitute olestra.

Similar to santorum but no sex is involved.

After drinking heavily and eating a whole bag of those weird-tasting potato chips the night before, Henry awoke to a distrubing sense of fecal urgency.

by Artimus December 30, 2005

fecaltate

To exrement in proper fashion.

The curry chicken caused me to fecaltate all night.

by WLZ March 22, 2003

Fecalicious

An term to describe something that tastes, smell, looks, sounds sublimely horrible.

Diet Coke with "butt" lemon is totally fecalicious!

by Kizzy March 10, 2005

fecal rocket

A fecal rocket the name for a person who has the intestinal flu, upset stomach, or a digestive track problem that is causing severe diarrhea. The person has become a “fecal rocket” on the toilet.

Alan called in sick today. He said he was a "fecal rocket"

by The Hathmeister October 31, 2007

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles October 31, 2008

fecal muncher

eater of excrement

Tom is so full of shit he must be a fecal muncher.

by blochow2001 March 4, 2009