fascism

Fascism is actually when you criticize fascists and protest them and not when you actually support fascism or agree with fascist ideas.

Person 1: Antifascists are the real fascists!!!
Person 2: No... they are the one's fighting AGAINST fascism
Person 1: I don't get it.

by ExistenceIsFutile August 27, 2018

Faschi

Noun. That swooshing sound your credit card makes when you make a purchase

Bro, my AMEX went faschi when I bought a round of white russians for everyone at the office!

by Oxford-Merriam-Webster February 26, 2019

Fascist

A very misled, violent and highly organized larper with many supporters. They are inept for the most part and incapable of doing anything of material value. Fascists only know how to carry their ideology forward as brand fetishism.

Hahaha do you see that fascist he be larping again though

by Marxism101 March 6, 2022

Baby Fascist

A little kid who is probably your little brother and is mainly between the ages of 4 and 11. This kid will try to annoy you as much as he can, as well as blaming you on stuff you didn’t do, and starting arguments for no reason. This kid will try their hardest to get their parents to favor them over you so that they can have some sort of feeling of being special. (They are special just not the nice kind). This kid is also favored by their parents.

Baby Fascist: I will annoy my older siblings.
Older siblings: Shut up stop annoying us.
Parents: Be nice to little Adolph Mussolini.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

eco-fascist

An ideology based on the idea of global warming being the result of high populations - usually a ethnic minority that they deem too large. It is a branch of fascism that uses environmentalism to spread its own message / dogma

This Eco-fascist blames global warming on china purely because they are racist

by Weridpan April 10, 2022

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.

John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over

by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019

Corporate fascism

Dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, as well as strong regimentation of society and of the economy administered by corporations; Capitalism

Aww man, this corporate fascism just busted every union in my state. There goes my social security...
I was a free country once, until I took corporate fascism to the knee.
The setting of Cyberpunk 2077 is a dystopian civilization run under corporate fascism.

by Degetei September 14, 2020