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A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
by TheManFromV June 4, 2017
mugGet the The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.mug.

Going too far to defend your fav pixel

Going too far to defend your fav pixel is a common illness most people suffer from.

What are some coping ways?
1. Remember they are NOT real people.
2. Take deep breaths.
3. Go outside to touch some grass

Hope this helps !
“Damn I heard Suzy suffers from Going too far to defend your fav pixel illness.” — “hope she gets better soon.”
by johncena June 9, 2021
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I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.
I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.
by olde matey May 3, 2016
mugGet the I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.mug.

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip
Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
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Farse

(pronounced fah-ss) adv.
1. A Trinbagonian word to describe one's nosiness or ability to pry into the affairs of others.
2. Describing one who is overly inquisitive.
3. Part of the term "Farse and out-a-place"
Why yuh so farse! Mind yuh business nah boy.
by Jenn Lee May 2, 2010
mugGet the Farsemug.

Farse

A word used to describe something no other word can describe. When someone is acting in a very difficult/unnecessary way or out of the ordinary to cause some kind of problem or atmosphere. 'Farseness' can typically be something which someone is doing that causes a difficulty for the majority or extra-ordinary behaviour to try to be annoying
Why are you kicking the ball away for? We are trying to play football, you're farse man.

Or
Dan is farse, he won't take me to Maccies even though he wants to go and we are going the same way.
by M-Papito April 7, 2015
mugGet the Farsemug.

farse

as it looks - fuckin arse

usualy to define something bad
that curry is farse

chris timberlake you are farse at call of duty!!!
by stephen t January 11, 2008
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