Fageroony

An extremely feminine male, usually who moisturizes on a daily basis and wears tight and bright shirts. He's usually friends with shit tons of females, yet doesn't get any pussy because no girl would ever want to be looking at his effiminate body when they're riding his dick.

Normal guy 1- "Look at that dude over there, I didn't even know whether he was a dude or not at first."
Normal guy 2- "Yeah, what a fageroony."

by Thewalker12 July 29, 2012

fake swimmer

Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.

Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?

Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic

by shout out to all my pears August 9, 2015

fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.

That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.

by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016

fake world problem

The kind of situations that are invented to add more drama to real world problems that are on the surface ridiculous when compared to even First World Problems.

"Can you believe I had to drive back home to bring my son his dress clothes for Wednesday mass at school because they don't let children wear shorts on that day? Even though they can on Sundays?"

Damn girl, that isn't even a first world problem -- it's a "fake world problem"

by LittleDuke May 23, 2016

ur fake bro

When one lies about something in particular then they are fake.
When the subject a person or thing is incorrect u can then call them out for being fake bro.

Jake: Yo, i got my ankle fixed.

Grayson: Ur fake bro kys!

Jake:freaking heck!!
brokenankel fake gay jake grayson

by BaconBush November 30, 2016

pump fake

when you out dangling and have no weapon so you fake like you have one to avoid getting smoked.

Me: Im finna go to the store right fast joe

Joe: you better pump fake on yo way there i heard gd nem out ridin
Me : Ight check leave the front door unlocked

by chesifoeoutwest290 May 22, 2019

Plastic friend and fake friend

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

by skjfdngv April 30, 2019