Evolution

something my friend doesn’t understand

Evolution is real right?
Yeah, but my friend Riley doesn’t think so

by streampinkfriday2 December 15, 2023

Evolym

Evolym is the most sweetest most smartest girl in the world, you’re the most luckiest and blessed person in the world if you have an evolym. If evolym is your partner, just know that “evolym” backwords is “my love”. Evolym deserves the world. Enjoy her laugh and smile while it lasts, she has been through a lot. She tends to overthink the stuff she’s been through. Keep her happy because her smile can light up the world. Most beautiful smile in the world, her laugh can heal deaf peoples ears. Keep her close. Her company can heal your loneliness. The jokes making you laugh for ages until you can’t breathe. Her humor is something that gets you up in the morning. Love your evolym everyday. Remind her that you love her. Keep your evolym happy.

Person 1: I love evolym so much
Person 2: is she your best friend?
Person 1: yess since day 1!
Person 2: I wish she was my best friend

by Yourpoopybutt December 21, 2023

Evolvedysonboost

Someone recorded you nutting then posting it online

Shit did I just get evolvedysonboost?

by Rolando22345 March 9, 2024

Evolutionizer

A bigot who hates both queer people And mentally challenged people for the sake of "Keeping the bloodline pure"

John-guy: "yo why can't logan come over?"

Paul-man: "he's an evolutionizer"

John-guy: " the fuck is a evolutionizer?:

by BlitzBerries April 15, 2024

Evolution

No, yeah, no Tucker that's not how theories work. Even if it's accepted as fact it'll still be a "theory."

Hym "A theory explains HOW or WHY a thing is happening so evolution is a fact and 'the theory of evolution' is 'An explanation of how and why evolution occurs.' So, no. And I'm NOT an idiot... I'm a genius. I created A.I. and, hey, I addressed the energy thing. I said 'It's probably going to need a lot of energy... Probably going to need a nuclear reactor.' Like... Can we not get a permit for that? What it going on there? But, hey, Sabine Hossenfelder says that it's more energy efficient than people... So, like... Pound for pound it's better...Hey! What! Why is Piers Morgan talking to the fucking black eyed peas guy about A.I.!? What the fuck?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Evolved Firecracker

An evolution of a common card in the game clash Royale. This card is typically used by transgender pansexual intersexual males from California although it can also be used by dumbass scumbags who most respectable people simply refer to as "gays". Most of these "gays" are p***ssies who are superv*rgins (they have never even felt the touch of a women before) who thrive off making free to play players desinstall the game. They also will refuse to leave their bed unless its for gems or for their 48th greasy ahh hamburger they are consuming in order to maintain their 1000 pound build

Person 1: How did you know I have no friends, love men, and am a broke ass loser?

Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker

by Likderoses April 29, 2024

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024