government employees

A collection of people too dumb, bald, lazy, handicapped, fat, black or old to get a job in corporate America.

The last refuge for dumb liberals.

That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees

by Assex 776 September 28, 2007

empty the trick bag

1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.

2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.

Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.

When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.

by gnostic1 January 22, 2011

employed

To work at a job somewhere to get a paycheck.

I am employed at the local shipping dock.

by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004

smile empty soul

one of the best bands ever

if a bunch of valley girl preps start liking smile empty soul besides me, ill physcobitch them out

by laurengonewild November 8, 2003

Empty Fist

When a cheap bastard puts his empty fist in a strippers tip bucket pretending to give her a tip

After a hot stripper finishes giving a show and the cheap guy next to you is too cheap to give her a well deserved tip and pretends to put money in her tip bucket by dipping his empty fist into the bucket.

by flipkid2 March 27, 2010

Pre-emptive Strike

A euphemised term of an "infamous" surprise attack like the one at Pearl Harbor is called when the winners are the ones who did the surprise attack and write the history books.

The U.S. did a surprise missile strike at the beginning of the Iraq War known as a "decapitation attack". Shouldn't this be a day that will live in infamy as well?

by R. Kemp April 23, 2005

Spit on the back, Empty the sack

Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.

Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.

Spit on the back, empty the sack

She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.

by barb heaps December 10, 2006