Email Warrior

Someone that has a vague opinion of their own but chooses to forward every negative email about the subject to everyone on their email list. The "email warrior" never actually takes action to make anything better or stand up for their beliefs and the forwarded email is never actually written by the "email warrior". The "email warrior" is the most annoying type of spammer because they are usually a friend.

I got another government sucks email from xxxx the email warrior. Fifth one in two days. If he feels so strongly about it why dosen't he get off his ass and do something more than forward emails all the time?

by Kevin C. Chiappone May 2, 2010

Emil

Doesn't like people named Jakob. His soulmate is Jessica. He's a very big fan of Nona. Would die for baby yoda. His nickname is Molleæ.

August:"Yo that dude is going to a Nona concert lmao"
Thomas:"Yeah, he's totally an Emil"

by Big Daddy ;)) December 4, 2019

emailphiliac

One having an abnormal appetite or liking for writing and receiving email.

God, I barely hit send and she responded to my email. She's a total emailphiliac.

by annemariem December 9, 2008

Email trains

when you form a chat-like conversation over the email with one or more people by simply replying again and again to the same message. Each reply is usually a question or something thought-provoking, prompting the other person to respond as well. They can get pretty long.

"dude, here they don't allow chatting on the school computers, so i usually get by talking to her with these huge-ass email trains each morning."

by Ghostface-killah June 3, 2007

Email Dicknob

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.

Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too

by Scottrude May 27, 2010

Max-Emil

Has a godlike power and can destroy any fags who walks the earth with just one snap with his hand

Max-Emil is a great boy

by MaxTheHandsome December 2, 2020

Embalming

to fill shit with some liquid shit so that the shit goes hard and never disintegrates and shit and is preserved for ever

"If hip hop is dead , I am the embalming fluid." - Mahatma Ghandi

by roanotherwan February 26, 2015