Gas-elapse-y

Uncontrollable farting fits.

"Sweet dear Jesus in Heaven, what the fuck is that noise and stank?"

"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."

"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"

"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."

by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009

escapod

A word to break hardship. A word used for bad conversations you are having with others.

Bitch: "Why are you mad at me??? Please talk to me!!"

You say: "Escapod."

by Gioseph May 11, 2006

Escaplegic

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.

Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!

by stuandgravy August 12, 2008

Elaphantory

Elaphantory is a way of saying someone is a numnut or a complete an utter dumbass. Could also described the word as calling someone an idiot. One could call someone an Elaphantory if they have a brain like an Elephant.

Yo Fay your an "elaphantory"

by Kadizzleing April 4, 2009

escapisst

One who lengthens the amount of time one spends in the bathroom as a way to avoid the harsh realities of life.

During the dark days of the Ching Chang revolution, I abandoned myself to escapisst tendencies as a temporary relief for my spiritual burdens.

by jqtcc July 5, 2011

esloppa

A slovenly unkept and often dumpy schlub usually in a baseball cap that has no intention of ever making any effort to clean up.

I was at the pizzeria and this esloppa guy behind the counter said, "What do you want?" Fearing the unsanitary esloppa nature of his being we opted to go elsewhere.

by Chinky Boss November 9, 2013

Escapee

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

I was taking a leak and suddenly a fart escape at the same time,

I had an escapee !!!!

by Pepinoantezana November 18, 2013