2 definitions by Chinky Boss
A slovenly unkept and often dumpy schlub usually in a baseball cap that has no intention of ever making any effort to clean up.
I was at the pizzeria and this esloppa guy behind the counter said, "What do you want?" Fearing the unsanitary esloppa nature of his being we opted to go elsewhere.
by Chinky Boss November 9, 2013
A gathering at a flee market or food fest attracting the enormously fat, typified by a pot-belly. A person so fat their "Krang" hangs over their belt. Someone reminding us of "Krang" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle anamie.
by Chinky Boss July 18, 2013