driftwood

Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .

After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .

by Boozeman August 24, 2006

drifty

a word meaning crazy and drunk.

the man was a bit drifty last night.

by jdskjfksdjfkdfjkj June 11, 2006

L Drift

Promptly Understeering a motor vehicle into a curb or other structure. Achieved mainly in a Front Wheel Drive vehicle by unintelligent, Fast and Furious, Teenaged males.

After seeing "Tokyo Drift," Jerod got excited and L drifted his Integra.

by Cale Isaacs January 18, 2008

Driftilleration

When one's fishing pole catches on to the boat

My hook caught through the process of driftilleration

by Nckey Java June 28, 2009

drifted on

To get curved by a girl.

*guy- hey girl wanna hookup?
*girl- Eww no get away from me.
*guy's friend- dude you just got drifted on bro.

by Swag master360 November 9, 2014

Drift wood

The erect penis of a homeless man.

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."

by Pooney219 October 5, 2016

Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016