crop dusting

When you are at a party or a club and you need to fart so you move really quickly somewhere else and fart while you are moving, laying your odor everywhere but where you were.

Usually is really funny.

1 Hey man, I gotta fart, really badly.
2 Don't do it here, go crop dusting.
1 O shit, thats right.

by poqwer September 26, 2007

granny dumping

(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them

The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

cookie dumpling

eating out a girl when she takeing a shit

licky shity putang yea cookie dumpling

by thurston howell March 22, 2008

CROP DUSTING

Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a CUBE FARM,
then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to PRAIRIE DOGGING while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.

Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

Dumping

1. A gambling term referring to the act of playing poorly early on in order to create the perception of being a bad or losing player, when in fact you are quite skillful and will likely win much more money than you may have lost while you were false advertising.

2. A gambling term referring to losing a large portion or all of your chips, usually in very few hands with really bad cards making very bad plays.

1. "I was dumping my first couple of hands at the $1,000 Holdem Tournament, but after that, the players started paying me off everytime I had a hand and I won the whole tournament!"

2. "That idiot was chip leader 4 hands ago, and now he's out because he wouldn't fold his 23 of hearts. What a dumping!"

by DrDumpenstein March 5, 2011

crop dusting

when sitting or standing next to friends you fart and walk away as if nothing happened and wait for their reactions

your friend just walk away and u smell something rank
dude, theirs no need for crop dusting

by corey Hines May 17, 2008

crotch dusting

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.

(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.

by Mattydreads December 18, 2008