cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017

Big Slurp Dumpling Soup

slang for a penis. Specifically when referring to fellatio.

I gave her some Big Slurp Dumpling Soup...if you know what I mean.

by ../...../\ May 11, 2008

fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)

a dingleberry-like fragment that is formed from an accumulation of toilet paper, urine and vaginal discharge as a result of wiping.

Tammy said, "I had a humongous "fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)" caught in between my legs that caused, not only a stench, but a rats nest in my panties.

by Skipper4446 April 18, 2010

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020