cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017

Big Slurp Dumpling Soup

slang for a penis. Specifically when referring to fellatio.

I gave her some Big Slurp Dumpling Soup...if you know what I mean.

by ../...../\ May 11, 2008

fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)

a dingleberry-like fragment that is formed from an accumulation of toilet paper, urine and vaginal discharge as a result of wiping.

Tammy said, "I had a humongous "fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)" caught in between my legs that caused, not only a stench, but a rats nest in my panties.

by Skipper4446 April 18, 2010

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.

"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"

by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017

dirty dumpling

When a girl takes a massive shit in a long sock and smacks you over the head with it.

when you've been a bad boy, you're wife takes it out on you and gives you a dirty dumpling

by poopie brainers 9919 September 25, 2021

Dumpling

When a poop session is rushed and you’re only able to push out the tip of the ice berg.

I had to take a monster poo but my girlfriend rushed me so I only left a few dumplings.

by BigBodyBugatti July 12, 2018