Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 13, 2010

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sky-drunk

The condition at which the effects of alcohol on the brain are exaggerated due to consumption at any altitude higher than 1,000 ft. (ie. skyrise bars, airplanes, mountaintops, etc.)

Jason: Whoa, what happened to you guys?!

Ashley: We went to the Sky Lounge so Darren could have a great view of the city. However, after one martini he got sky-drunk and I had to bring him home.

by darrenxix January 18, 2013

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Dutch Drunk

When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.

Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!

by Rik Rik Rak May 1, 2020

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Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.

Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.

by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014

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actually spelled as 1 word (drunkslut), a girl that is usually attractive and preppy and really stuck up during the week. but once friday night comes, she's totally drunk and will have sex w/ anybody before passing out and puking/pissing on herself

the drunkslut (drunk slut) ignored me all week but on friday she fucked me since she had done 5 shots

by Takinabreakistan December 28, 2005

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pirate drunk

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.

Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."

by chi_tom July 20, 2008

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