douchét

Pronounced "dou-shay." Like cachet, but it makes you look like a douche.

That BMW windbreaker sure gives you a lot of douchét.

Jim's got the new iPhone. His douchét is on point.

by OwenF September 10, 2016

douchetitt

When someones being retarded and annoying

Shut the fuck up bob your an annoying ass douchetitt

by Pettywright February 3, 2017

Douchestang

The unholy combination of a douchebag driving a mustang.

Today, a douchestang flipped me off because I wasn't in as big of a hurry as him.

by Hitman20081 June 7, 2017

Douchetard

Someone who acts like a douche and is fucking retarded

Jeremy... Fuck you Erin i ant doing shit...

Erin.... Dude stop acting like a fucking douchetard an help

by Ocwhitegirl88 January 8, 2018

douchesnorkle

a device used when her pussy is stanky that you need snorkle equipment to go down on her

i left my douchesnorkle at home and this bitch is expecting me to eat that shit

by Dr moose knuckle May 8, 2018

douchetenation wedding

A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.

Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄

by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018

DoucheTitty

DoucheTitty is a man who constantly spends his free hours on iFunny to try and get coochie. He claims he is hilarious, but in fact, he uses old memes for a cheap laugh. He has an undeclared love for ecoochie, but swears he’s against it. Also Nutalie has a huge crush on him

A: Did you see DoucheTitty?
B: Yeah he’s such a cancer and not hilarious man.

by ummmmmmmmsure February 2, 2019