Jiz Ditch

1) What you call a twat you only use for sex.
2) A derogatory term for a girl you nutted in.
3) The proper term to use when cum and vagina are in union.

Hey, your jiz ditch is a little full.

by Kenneth G May 8, 2007

Ditch Face Meagen

When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.

boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!

next day...

boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!

by Chris Hunn June 19, 2006

ditch bitch

adj: someone who constantly is bailing out on you w/ or w/o a "reason".

Me: Are you pumped for the opening premiere of Fear Farm!?

Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".

Me: But we've planned this for weeks

Jonny: Sorry bro.

Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch

by .....anonymous...... October 8, 2011

Yama Dama Doochi

When you're eating Chili while having sex with a fat girl that is eating a Big Mac and doing the Macarena while listening to Gangnam Style by Psy. All while balancing on 1 leg and reciting the pledge of allegiance and watching the original Charlies Angels.

Person A: Hey you see that video of the 2 guys giving a girl a Yama Dama Doochi?
Person B: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by SteakN'Shake employee 3 December 9, 2012

dine n ditch

eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the check

Yesterday we went did a dine n ditch at Perkins!

by da nasty one June 11, 2003

ditch docs

paramedics; ones who lose sleep, miss meals and deal with sick people, death and dying on a daily basis

Often "Type A" personality people

The ditch docs pulled up on the meat wagon to haul the "gomer" to the emergency room.

by M. H. Wilson September 17, 2008

ditch cougar

The name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. Typically used in the midwest by good ol' country folk.

Hey Jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin' on the side of the road back there?

Yeah, I seen the bastard. Turn around so i can shoot it quick.

by Grease Rocket February 8, 2017