Divorce Yoda

Friend or acquaintance that is divorced, with little or no connection to your ex, who provides support and guidance to a during the process of a divorce. They listen, give feedback and perspective, are a shoulder to cry on, and remind you that it gets better. May also be a good wing person or make out buddy, as long as they prioritize your tender heart over theirs.

My Divorce Yoda talked me down after my ex changed their mind, again, about wanting to keep or sell the house. They helped me see my frustration was more about my freedom than the decision.

by Jenny Cool September 7, 2022

devotion

especially in baptist churches and churches with a mainly african-american congregation, devotion is the part of service in a church before the actual, normal and general service. any church member is free to come to the pulpit and share how good God has been to them and what he has done for them. This is also called testifying and hence this part of service is also often referred to as testimony or testimonial part of service. Apart from sharing their testimony, they can sing a song to praise God and thank him for being in their lives.

Chiiild, last night during devotion Sista Betty got up and sang the song from the Coco Pops commercial - I swear she did.

by ledahimalia July 17, 2011

Divo

A Male Diva. More concerned with the label on the clothes than how they actually look. Must accessorize every outfit with something completely uneccesary.

Did you see Kanye West on Storytellers. Goddamn he is such a fucking Divo!!

by C.O. Jones in yo mouth August 3, 2009

devotchkas

Another word for females, coined by Anthony Burgess in his novel A Clockwork Orange.

There were three devotchkas sitting at the counter all together... - from A Clockwork Orange

by greyesdontsleep December 14, 2008

divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.

Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."

by NYC April 9, 2006

divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004

Divorced Breasts

When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.

Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.

by apaq11 January 30, 2010