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christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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deus ex

Derived from the phrase 'deus ex machina' which literally means 'God from the machine'. Which oringinated in classical theatre when they couldent think of an ending, so 'god' came down on a winch (machine) and solved everything.

The slang term 'dues ex' means to steal without being noticed.
Often this is done in refernce to beer stealing at a pub.
"I deus ex'd five beers last night"

"Ill go there and distract that guy, while you deus ex his pint"
by Multipass June 17, 2006
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Delusional

A psychotic IRC troll with anti social personality disorder, ie. a Sociopath. He has a very tiny penis and MASSIVE BALLS.
I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone not able to remember their name, how you met, or why they’re dead. I must be Delusional.
by Someone420 April 25, 2009
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delusional attachment

A made-up delusion where someone believes they are a fictional character, usually used by self diagnosed psychotics on kinsta
Person A: I have a delusional attachment to Nagito Komaeda. Do not separate me from myself. Doubles kys.
Person B: youre just a kinnie
by opblockme September 6, 2021
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demused

To be amused in a detached nochalant way. To gain idle amusement from something. To involve onesself in something with bored indifference
She watched on langourously at the dancefloor with tired demusement
by Ossian April 10, 2004
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Dekusexual

To only be attracted to Deku from My Hero Academia
I just came out as Dekusexual!
by youmakestaysclowns December 20, 2020
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delusional

Eddy Senior from Hecky Grammar

hes one out of context son of a bitch
Even though all the Leeds Fest tickets were sold out, Eddy still thought he could buy one

Eddy: Don't be so sparse
Gav + Luke: Do you even know what that word means ya daft cunt?
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