Detroit Lions 

an example of a weak inferior team. often times an automatic, guaranteed victory

...Guy: hey dude who do you like in the Laker game tonight? Guy2: friggin' kidding me bro? they're playing the DETROIT LIONS of basketball, its a lock. Lakers 129 - Clippers 83

Detroit Lions by Pimp in the Box December 29, 2008

Detroit Red Wings 

They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood

A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.

"Whose your favorite NHL team?"

"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"

Detroit Red Wings by nick beyer May 31, 2009

Detroit Triathlon 

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

Detroit Triathlon by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009

Detroit Defroster 

The act of deficating on an automobile windshield. It can be used in place of or conjunction with the built-in heater to help remove frost or ice. A variation of the Cleveland Steamer or Boston Pancake.

"Dude, I can't see, there's too much ice on the windshield"

"No problem I'll use the Detroit Defroster to 'clear' that right up"

Detroit Defroster by phishQuotes August 31, 2013

Detroit facelift

Putting Preparation H under your eyes to tighten the skin and reduce puffiness (pretty much the same thing it does to your asshole).

Wow! You look like you got high and fucked all night. You can't go to church looking like that. You'd better get a Detroit facelift.

Detroit facelift by OldOllie December 3, 2013

detroit dirt 

The shittiest weed known to man

"Hey man this weed is great, try it"

"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."

detroit dirt by Tyreese Reggins September 21, 2014

Detroit Picnic Basket 

A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.

Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.

Detroit Picnic Basket by BuLLg0d April 8, 2015