Named after the fictional Fleischer family, Der Fleischengriff refers to a really loose grip that will drop whatever it is holding, usually onto a foot. Objects that are usually dropped are valuable, fragile, or able to scald.
Person 1: I say, what happened to your leg?
Person 2: Anna dropped a cup of lesbian on it last night, mug shattered and a shard went into my scalded leg
Person 3: Ahh, Der Fleischengriff!
Person 2: Anna dropped a cup of lesbian on it last night, mug shattered and a shard went into my scalded leg
Person 3: Ahh, Der Fleischengriff!
by PiusismyPope May 12, 2020
An elderly mans way of getting a younger males attention if he doesn't know his name or doesn't want to use his name.
Can also be a way of greeting each other.
Can also be a way of greeting each other.
by datderboy May 24, 2021
by kvt January 02, 2017
Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 26, 2023
the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...
by i like licking pokeballs July 31, 2017
A. One's best friend who is a girl.
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
by Der Bobby December 13, 2010