one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

upper deck

When you drop a duece in the tank instead of the bowl.

I upper decked the shitter at Lincoln Station.

by Ben Johnson June 17, 2003

Dry-dock

The act of anal sex performed without lube. Usually used in reference to someone who has been beaten badly at something or made to look stupid.

Jeff just got sniped 5 times in a row. That guy is getting seriously dry-docked.

by Deth3327 July 13, 2012

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

upper-decker

the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.

causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

Black & Decker

The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)

Also know As: B&D

"you man you got the black & decker for the hike man"

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

by Copernicus November 23, 2004