The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022

Mimas's curse

Mimas's curse is in reference to something that would usually happen when going to google images and typing in the name of a moon plus the word moon after that and how if you scrolled far enough you would always find an image of Mimas instead of the moon you're looking for.
These days this curse doesn't really exist anymore but it used to in around late 2019 to middle 2020.

These days Mimas's curse isn't Mimas's anymore but different moons take it's place however when you repedetly get an image of a moon you weren't searching for it is still calledm Mimas's curse.

A: Hey, I'm trying to fid a good image of Enceladus but only Mimas and/or Titan keep showing up
B: Ah, Mimas's curse strikes again!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 25, 2021

bartowski curse

Every bartowski has put their family in danger and then had to leave them in order to protect them.

Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.

by SipTheSoup May 5, 2018

Ginger Curse

A stupid word used to define a ginger given supernatural abilities from the color of there carrot locks.

"Lauren has the ginger curse"

by wolverineclasw February 12, 2019

Bisexual curse

Where you’re straight but you have bisexual desires or desire to sleep with the same sex

Exp: I’m straight but I think I have a bisexual curse.

by Haunted honeybee February 1, 2021

thick curse

When you are trapped dating thick people

Yo I'm really trapped in that thick curse

by Lil baby whipe September 5, 2017

Kukri curse

An ancient curse which summons the wrath of a supernatural being known as Mr Gluckin. The curse is commonly inficted via chainmail or the occurrence of a dog act.

Example 1:
Ben: YOU NOW HAVE THE KUKRI CURSE. SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 5 FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY MR GLUCKIN.
Tyler: Ayo Mr Gluckin... I don't feel so good...

Example 2:
Jacko: Oi cliff you coming out tonight?
Cliffy: Nah mate, with the missus.
Jacko: Thats it, you've got the kukri curse now.

by Robbo06 July 12, 2018