ud curse

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!

Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you become really shit at the gulag and is unable to win until you have won

person 1: shit you died ya try to win the gulag

person 1: oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 28, 2020

Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.

"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"

by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020

The headphones curse

The curse that all headphones, no matter if you take the upmost care to them, will start to break randomly.

Some random person:Why aren't my headphones working?!I took so much care to them!
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.

by Bannana247 September 23, 2020

ken curse

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.

dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.

by monthreview January 20, 2023

the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by anonymous December 23, 2022

cunningham curse

Charm , personality , sex appeal that is unforgettable . Just a taste and they get sprung and lose they damn mind . Therapy often necessary after to assist with withdrawal symptoms. The best ever lucky to have had .

His grand momma was talking bout some cunningham curse like it was voodoo or something. Laughing like it was a joke , til he put me away drippin and wet !! Actually a blessing shit ! Til I got ghosted !

by Han $olo September 3, 2023