1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.
2. The solution to homework
2. The solution to homework
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Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.
After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008
Get the Coffee douchebag mug.Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.
by the anticool October 10, 2008
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If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.
If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.
Person 1: “Ooooh are you wearing cuffed jeans? Are you bisexual?”
Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”
Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”
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An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.
by Thegreatnick February 10, 2007
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Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.
Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.
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